It's been a while since I posted anything here. I meant to get excited about blogging, but then I discovered a sunny patch on the floor, and I've had a hard time motivating myself since. Everybody is always going on about how they wish they could live like a house cat, so I figured I'd indulge for a while and let them wallow in jealousy. It seems to be working. Last week, the librarian lay on the floor with me for at least an hour, just scratching my adorable belly. The bigger and rounder it grows, the more adorable it becomes!

Anyway, I am dismayed to see that my one captivating post hasn't lured in thousands of followers yet. The librarian is trying to convince me to ghost write book reviews for her because she isn't very good at it, and she thinks the cute cat gimmick might attract some attention. I'm considering the proposition, but I know she reads young adult fiction almost exclusively, and I'm not sure if I can get into that. Maybe in a few months, you'll see me going on about the latest werewolf novel. I doubt it, though. Someone try to get her to read the Warriors series. Now that one looks like something I could get into!