Hello there. My name is Oscar, and I am the librarian's cat. No, I'm not implying that the mousy woman who feeds me every day is THE librarian. She's just a librarian amidst thousands. I am, however, THE librarian's CAT. You may read this and think to yourself, "Well, my cat Horatio is pretty adorable, with those little, sock shaped paws, and his one-of-a-kind mew," but don't fool yourselves. Horatio doesn't hold a candle to the librarian's cat.